Dard-E-Dil

From - ladka@mscrewed.com

To - ladki@iscrewu.com

Subject - Dard -e- dil

o meri jane wafa,

kab hogi is dil se dafa

Kari thi tune McD k burger se shuruat,

aaj pakad leti hai Hyatt aate hi mera haath.

samjhata tha tujhe Soft Serve se kaam chala le,

o aate ki bori, Baskin Robins se dhyan hata le

apne b'day pe khushi se gaadi le k aata tha,

tu khati thi pizza burger, mein khali haath hi wapas jata tha.

3 ghante ki movie mein bhi pop-corn khana zaroori hai,

shama karo luv guru, bt isse chutkara zaroori hai

Kiss-Me ki toffee khila k diya hazaro hint,

Hataash ho k piyae sutte, khali chlormint

Company k naam pe CUG connection nikalwaya hai,

uske baad bhi tera 2500 bill aaya hai.

Bigg-Boss ki repeat telecast fon pe sunati hai,

Apni kam akal ki dosto k liyae Vividh-Bharti ban jati hai.

Kehta hu mein jab bhi tujhse, aaj achi jagah jayenge,

tu hamesha yahi kehti, meri ek dost ko saath le jayenge,

Har ek dost teri 500-500 ka kha jati hai,

nimbu pani mein haath dho k, jhat se khisak jati hai

Aaj tujhe samjhane k liyae, raha hu mail bhej,

jitna tujhpe hai kharch kiya, utna le aaiyo dahej.

DOSTI

                         DOSTI

Dosti ki misaal, dete dete ho gaye behaal, 

teen dosto ki saari duniya ne dekhi chaal.

Naam the unke Vikas Rajeev aur Vineet,

utarte thae maidan mein sirf darz karne jeet.

Manate thae valentine day bhi dosto k saath,

ladkion k group pe laga k rakhte thae ghaat.

Ladkion ko soch zabardasti bhi aansu bahaye hai,

Sentiyaape k beej, hum teeno ne lagaye hai.

D, 4U aur Rain diya unhe naam,

Sukh chain kar liya apna haraam.

Rajeev ne kaha vikas aur vineet ko,

Sentiyaapa chodo, aur har ladki ka dil jeet lo.

Vikas aur vineet ne liya orkut ka sahaara,

dekhte hi dekhte har beauty pe dil haara.

In sab chakkaro mein kar li bahut si ladai

najaane kitni ladkio k koot diyae bhai.

Khushi hoti thi jab meri supply pe wo dono rote thae,

Mein supply k liyae padhta tha, saale chain se sote thae.

Nahi bhoolta wo lamha jab 8th sem ka result aaya tha,

Rajeev ne fon kar mera result sunaya tha.

Ek doosre ki kamyabi pe jaam hum chalkate hai,

Dj k floor pe khoob dhamaal machate hai.

Kehte hai dosti ko jeevaan bhar ki kamayi,

Muh kaala ho uska jisne isme aag lagani chahi.

Udaan

Ret mein milte hai sirf guzre waqt k nishaan,

kyu rota hai tu, kyu hota pareshan.

Un nishano k tale dabi mitti utha k to dekh,

apne kadmo mein padi mitti se mila k to dekh.

Fark wahi milega, jo aaj aur kal mein hai,

Kal k nishaan mita k chal, kyu tu itne asmanjas mein hai. 

Yeh raetila Kinara sirf ek shuruat hai, 

Samandar ko paar kar, dikha de kya teri aukaat hai.

Kisi ki wah-wahi ka intezaar na kar,

Akele is duniya mein wo Shikhar haasil kar