Thursday, January 19, 2012

Dard-E-Dil


From - ladka@mscrewed.com

To - ladki@iscrewu.com

Subject - Dard -e- dil

o meri jane wafa,
kab hogi is dil se dafa

Kari thi tune McD k burger se shuruat,
aaj pakad leti hai Hyatt aate hi mera haath.

samjhata tha tujhe Soft Serve se kaam chala le,
o aate ki bori, Baskin Robins se dhyan hata le

apne b'day pe khushi se gaadi le k aata tha,
tu khati thi pizza burger, mein khali haath hi wapas jata tha.

3 ghante ki movie mein bhi pop-corn khana zaroori hai,
shama karo luv guru, bt isse chutkara zaroori hai

Kiss-Me ki toffee khila k diya hazaro hint,
Hataash ho k piyae sutte, khali chlormint

Company k naam pe CUG connection nikalwaya hai,
uske baad bhi tera 2500 bill aaya hai.

Bigg-Boss ki repeat telecast fon pe sunati hai,
Apni kam akal ki dosto k liyae Vividh-Bharti ban jati hai.

Kehta hu mein jab bhi tujhse, aaj achi jagah jayenge,
tu hamesha yahi kehti, meri ek dost ko saath le jayenge,

Har ek dost teri 500-500 ka kha jati hai,
nimbu pani mein haath dho k, jhat se khisak jati hai

Aaj tujhe samjhane k liyae, raha hu mail bhej,
jitna tujhpe hai kharch kiya, utna le aaiyo dahej.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

its too good men... we should inform dis to ur girlfren... he he he:-)

Vineet Kumar said...

thnx :) :P

NISHA said...

very bad vineet...humne jab b lunch n ol kia h CONTARY HUI H...
U LIER-SHAYAR....
BAKI SB THIKO THAK HOGA.....
JYOTS KNW IT BTR

Vineet Kumar said...

lol, tu khud pe kyu le rahi hai....yeh bata poem kaisi lagi?

nisha said...

poem to achi h ...bt tune gf ki doston ko badnaam kar dia..agli baar bete tu he pay karega hamare